[16:15:44] <Wombie> i broke my g-string

(16:57:20):: <chewy> just insert the bottle
(16:57:41):: <chewy> btw taking alcohol up the ass is dangerous

[17:53] <TMM> white obese meat beating impatiently everyday
[17:53] <Deadeye-> HAHAH!
[17:53] <@Daemo> will only masturebate because its enormous
[17:53] <Deadeye-> LOL
[17:53] <TMM> rofl
[17:53] <Deadeye-> oh god
[17:53] <Deadeye-> i think i need something to eat...
[17:53] <Deadeye-> that was a bad time to say that

(13:45:43):: <+Gwakkle> <<stupid

(15:59:56):: <+HrdwrBoB> talking shit, playing games and shit
(16:00:03):: <@The_Shadow> drinking, bagging consoles
(16:00:05):: <+HrdwrBoB> (so, lots of shit really)
(16:00:12):: <+HrdwrBoB> but it just feels wrong
(16:00:13):: <@Zardoz> how ios that different to anal plundering?
(16:00:22):: <@Zardoz> "lots of shit"?
(16:00:33):: <+HrdwrBoB> anal plundering they take the shit either way
(16:00:35):: <@Daemo> anal plundering = packing the shit in.. not letting it out to run free
(16:00:47):: <+HrdwrBoB> normally you give out the shit freely
(16:01:35):: <+HrdwrBoB> thing is, they also won't provide food*
(16:01:40):: <@The_Shadow> not only that anal plundering is bad for some people
(16:01:44):: <@The_Shadow> unlike respawn!
(16:01:51):: <@The_Shadow> free sausage fest!

[18:57] <@Daemo> im an admin.. it is my duty to police this channel and enforce the rules as best i can to my interpretation..
[18:57] <Cenotaph> I figured I'd add an option 3 just for Glasseater.
[18:57] <@Zardoz> I want to know who voted no.
[18:57] <Wombie> what if the rules involved fucking pandas?
[18:57] <@Zardoz> Wombie: I don't believe there are any
[18:58] <@Zardoz> as long as it's not abusive
[18:58] <@Zardoz> or you're not fucking the panda with excessive capital letters

(00:38:56):: <RockeT> good night, thanks for wasting half an hour of my life.

[19:04:25] <@Daemo> can i come? i promise i wont hump too many of your friends/relatives

[19:20:59] <Cenotaph> if everyone means me, then yes
[19:21:03] <+Gwakkle> no
[19:21:06] <Zardoz> no
[19:21:09] <TMM> no

[22:05] <@Daemo> you know you want to let me, Gwakkle
[22:05] <+Gwakkle> nah
[22:05] <+Gwakkle> it wouldnt be rape if i let you
[22:06] <@Daemo> call it what you will.. i call it surprise sex
[22:07] <@The_Shadow> surprise but secks!
[22:08] <@Zardoz> surprise HOT DICKINGS !!!
[22:11] <chewy> suprise cup

[12:19:38] <BumbleBJ> i saw the Snakes on a Plane trailer at the moofies the other night, saturday 'Miami Vice'... heh..
[12:19:52] <BumbleBJ> the audience was suprisingly into it - i thought it was just an 'internet' thing
[12:20:52] <mojo> i dont understand why everyone here is obsessed with it
[12:22:02] <HrdwrBoB> dude
[12:22:04] <HrdwrBoB> snakes
[12:22:06] <HrdwrBoB> on a plane
[12:22:10] <HrdwrBoB> what's not to like?

[16:37] <+Zardawz> absolutely motherfucking fan fucking motherfucking tastic

(19:36:41):: <Wombie> rule no 1: dont take daemo to a farmyard
(19:37:05):: <vanguard> rule 2: dont take daemo anywhere?
(19:37:15):: <Wombie> rule 3: don't feed the daemo
(19:37:44):: <@Daemo> rule 4: dont talk about fight club
(19:37:45):: <@Daemo> rule 5: dont read the rules out loud when daemo is around
(19:37:58):: <vanguard> rule 6 ???
(19:38:04):: <vanguard> rule 7: profit!

[20:01] <Daemo> there isnt a single quote that is JUST lines that ive said

(20:05:43):: * Zardoz was kicked by Daemo ((20:02:28):: <@Zardoz> stawp teh lies <- stawping.. NOW)

[20:31] <@Zardoz> TWO MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES MORE MAN
[20:31] <@Zardoz> err
[20:31] <@Zardoz> days
[20:31] * Zardoz was kicked by Zardoz (excessive caps use)

(22:20:31):: <FatMan> oh Agg <3
(22:21:20):: <Rage> like flies to a dying carcas, you guys are
(22:21:38):: <brodsta> Rage: like shit on a blanket
(22:21:57):: <Rage> i have never crapped on a blanket before brodsta
(22:22:05):: <brodsta> lol
(22:22:20):: <brodsta> you haven't lived
(22:22:34):: <GavaSLEEP> i was contemplating ordering something when it was on the homepage earlier
(22:22:39):: <GavaSLEEP> this just sealed the deal

(14:21:11):: <+Gwakkle> well id ask daemo... but he gets used alot
(14:21:28):: <Glasseater> make him squeeze in
(14:21:32):: <+Gwakkle> lol
(14:21:39):: <Access> Always room for one more.

(18:02:57):: -> *z* ban #respawn *!*@*.optusnet.com.au
(18:02:58):: * Z sets mode: +b *!*@*.optusnet.com.au
(18:02:58):: * mojo was kicked by Z ((Grayven) No Reason)
(18:02:58):: * Zardoz was kicked by Z ((Grayven) No Reason)
(18:02:58):: * The_Shadow was kicked by Z ((Grayven) No Reason)
(18:02:58):: * Glasseater was kicked by Z ((Grayven) No Reason)
(18:02:58):: * Gwakkle was kicked by Z ((Grayven) No Reason)
(18:02:58):: * C3l3sti4l was kicked by Z ((Grayven) No Reason)
(18:02:58):: * vanguard was kicked by Z ((Grayven) No Reason)
(18:02:58):: * Wombie was kicked by Z ((Grayven) No Reason)
(18:02:58):: * V-Spec was kicked by Z ((Grayven) No Reason)
(18:02:58):: * chewy was kicked by Z ((Grayven) No Reason)
(18:02:58):: * deathkiten was kicked by Z ((Grayven) No Reason)
(18:02:58):: -Z- Added ban *!*@*.optusnet.com.au to #respawn at level 75
(18:03:02):: <@Daemo> whoops
(18:04:17):: <vanguard> this channel sponsored by optusnet™

[18:33:44] <@Daemo> dont laugh, probie..
[18:33:50] <@Daemo> you dont want to laugh
[18:33:56] * +Gwakkle laughs
[18:34:09] * @Daemo slaps Gwakkle on the back of the head
[18:34:14] <+Gwakkle> thx boss

[22:01:43] <@Zardoz> My asscrack: 0.00MB in, 0.00MB out

[22:02] <+Daemo_> my cock: 50%in 50%out | your ass: 100% full 0% empty

[17:41] <MonoJoker> The scaphoid is the largest bone in the proximal carpal row. The scaphoid has a convex articular surface proximally for articulation with the radius. The lunate surface is flat. The distal end of the scaphoid consists of two articulating surfaces. The distolateral surface is convex and articulates with the trapezoid and trapezium. The distomedial surface is concave and articulates with the capitate.
[17:41] <MonoJoker> try saying that when you're pissed

(13:29:12):: <outy> hey One``, go do a google image search for clown porn
(13:29:14):: <outy> its hilarious
(13:29:51):: <One``> it would be, since clowns are funny..
(13:30:18):: <One``> just like porn with bob hope in it would be hilarious
(13:39:21):: <Daemo> outy: i have a clown porn video.. the scene with the mime is the best
(13:39:43):: <outy> haha Daemo, g0t t0rr3ntz0r?
(13:39:46):: <yaleman> lol outy
(13:40:01):: <Daemo> nah. i dont torrent
(13:40:09):: <Daemo> you'd have to come down and lan with me
(13:40:28):: <outy> i know better than to lan with somebody who has clown porn
(13:40:34):: <Daemo> rofl
(13:40:41):: <outy> before ya know it your drunk and making balloon animals with your arsehole

[21:02:56] <Cenotaph> I'm bisexual

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[21:04:46] <Cenotaph> Daemo would fuck anything on two legs... ah fuck it we all know legs aren't required for that
[21:05:00] <TMM> lol
[21:05:03] <@Daemo> legs arent required.. nor is a heartbeat and you are allowed to be cold
[21:05:09] <@Daemo> a little dirt is no problem
[21:05:09] <TMM> .....
[21:05:16] <TMM> thats sick
[21:05:22] <+Gwakkle> thats daemo
(21:05:52):: <@Daemo> thats right.. ill dig your white ass out of the ground and fuck you

Actually the quote is
And it was a question to you.

Get it right FFS.

[21:22:33] * WooKiE_MaN is a nub

lol.. do you know what quoting is?
he intentionaly misquoted to make you look bad.. and you had to go and bring attention to it and make yourself look worse.

(22:42:22):: <@Daemo> girls are so fucked up.. i think it would make my life so much easier if i was gay or atleast bi
(22:42:38):: <TMM> you give the impression that you are Daemo
(22:42:52):: <+HrdwrBoB> maybe he is
(22:43:06):: <@Daemo> im just not pursuing it at this time
(22:43:30):: <+HrdwrBoB> that's not what you said last night

Pro gamer machine Daemo.....

[21:09:27] <@Daemo> i dont chat while im playing games.. its not efficient

(00:11:47):: <+SgtMjrTank> ffs can we just drop it?
(00:11:58):: <@Daemo> no
(00:12:22):: * +SgtMjrTank whaps daemo on the heat
(00:12:23):: * +MiniWalks drops it
(00:12:25):: <+SgtMjrTank> yes
(00:12:30):: <@Daemo> zomg. i got hit in the heat
(00:12:37):: <+SgtMjrTank> :\

<sexy-india> hai all boiz
* Daemo has quit IRC
<sexy-india> my curry too hot for him eh

[16:07] <@Blackjack> my cupboard is screaming

pfft.. atleast correctly show that i timed out.

Daemo: that wrecks the funny:P

[21:17:37] <@Daemo> i have chocolate mousse!!

(21:42:32):: <mademoiselle> my fine print is so fine, people don't even know i have a legal document

(23:33:55):: <@Daemo> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian_bukkake <- whoa
(23:34:40):: <deNs> lmao Daemo
(23:34:55):: <deNs> coming soon to a lan near daemo
(23:35:14):: <@Daemo> dont joke about shit like that deNs. so not funny

said on msn just after the above.
deNs says: was just intended as a joke.. you being serious?
Daemo says: nah.. fuckin wit you
deNs says: faggot lol
Daemo says: lol

(23:50:17):: <+Zardawz> People will behave, daemo - won't they?
(23:50:24):: <@Daemo> i dunno
(23:50:28):: <@Daemo> im not people
(23:50:34):: <Katster> lol yes talk to him like his 4
(23:50:37):: <+Zardawz> You will behave, yes?
(23:50:39):: <Katster> that will make him behave
(23:50:41):: <Katster> hahahahah

[23:45:01] <Daemo> selling wombie is like selling my computers.. "only when they're old and useless"

(22:30:33):: <Wombie> soo many people are gonna get dog porn from me


(22:23:31):: <Wombie> i can just see gwakkle jerkin off right now


(22:18:47):: <Wombie> jomo
(22:18:56):: <Wombie> you hurt my faces feelings

[19:22] <Wombie> omg
[19:22] <Wombie> everyone
[19:22] <Wombie> free dog porn, msn me now for it

(19:09:31):: <Wombie> incest isnt cool:(
(19:10:06):: <@Daemo> why isnt incest cool?
(19:10:26):: <Wombie> well if you had a brother like mine:P
(19:10:30):: <@Daemo> haha
(19:10:33):: <Wombie> it wouldnt be cool would it
(19:10:44):: <@Daemo> if i had a sister like you...
(19:10:55):: <Wombie> ..if i had a brother liek you =DD
(19:11:07):: <Wombie> <luke)
(19:11:11):: <@Daemo> rofl
(19:14:57):: <Access> O_O

(22:57:01):: <@Zardoz> so I cna make sponsors teh happy
(22:57:55):: <+KATSTER> zardoz!
(22:57:58):: <+KATSTER> ZARDOZ
(22:58:01):: <@Zardoz> KATSTER
(22:58:08):: <Jomo> someone kick Zardoz
(22:58:10):: <Jomo> abuse of caps!
(22:58:16):: * +KATSTER raises and eyebrow at DAEMO
(22:58:18):: * Zardoz was kicked by Zardoz (100% caps= breaking teh rulez)

                                 
(22:41:05):: <+Katster> OH PLEASE GOND, DONT BAN ME, I LIKE BEING IN HEAVEN
(22:41:08):: <Jomo> slap her with your penis Daemo
(22:41:10):: <Jomo> its only fair
(22:41:13):: <+Katster> GOD RATHER
(22:41:15):: <+Katster> HAHAHA
(22:41:20):: <+Katster> HIS DONE THAT BEFORE

<Gwakkle> oh Daemo... im not getting drunk unless someone else is with us... ie at least one chick... that way if anyone takes advantage of me... it will either be her... or she will be nearbye to at the very least watch
<Daemo> no girl would take advantage of you.. except maybe take advantage of you falling asleep so she can make her escape

(02:10:08):: <Willay|ZzZ> is she a butterface?
(02:10:22):: <FatMan> Willay|ZzZ: defien butterface?
(02:10:34):: <Willay|ZzZ> everythings good, but her face? lol

(13:13:10):: <Old_Camper> I want meet nice western girlies for chitchat and sexytime - preference lady with yellow hairs, with plough experience and little or no history of retardation in family. I would like to meet you and make romance inside you.

(13:29:34):: <Access> Your cocks bigger than mine Wombie.... you do it

(16:14:26):: <@Xi-Work> i knew it Daemo is a womman
(16:15:39):: <vanguard> ooooh woaaah, pretty woman
(16:16:23):: * @Daemo poses seductively for vanguard
(16:16:49):: * vanguard puts grey streaks in his hair and takes Daemo inside his limo
(16:17:15):: * @Daemo tells alls his friends that he enjoyed the RIDE in vanguard's limo
(16:17:22):: * @Xi-Work dies infront of his work computer