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priorax
21:14:03 < Jeffy> %23,000 engagement ring
21:14:06 < Jeffy> he really loves her
21:15:03 < tOrN> wow %23,000
21:15:25 < Cenobite> a percentage of what?
21:15:33 < Jeffy> it meant be a $ sign
21:15:35 < Jeffy> miskey
21:15:42 < Jeffy> You all knew that, but are overly picky.
21:15:45 < Cenobite> also which currency?
21:15:57 < priorax> maye he is from percent land?
21:16:10 < Alioth> Percentonia?
21:16:19 < priorax> and percentage is their currency?
21:16:33 < Alioth> Correct
21:16:47 < Jeffy> oh get bent
21:17:22 * priorax quote threads
21:17:27 < Alioth> Bent, the sports drink of choice for all Percentonians
21:17:37 < Alioth> GET SOME!
21:17:38 < Alioth> tongue.gif
21:17:48 < Cenobite> It's what Percentonians crave!
Jeffy
Quoting an unnamed/top secret source:

I swear Zardoz would bend over for Cisco
Jeffy
19:20 <@SirSquid> http://sirsquidness.com/storage/decisions.png
19:20 <@SirSquid> SURE LOOKS LIKE MY MORNING
19:22 < Jeffy> Are you openly admitting, your girlfriend is inflatable SirSquid?
19:22 < Gyix> hahaha
19:22 <@SirSquid> I might be. What of it?
19:22 <@SirSquid> She is my squishy.
19:22 <@SirSquid> or something
priorax
Not from #respawn, but yeah...

12:37:28 < grantoss> BO looks shit
12:37:36 < grantoss> mw2 has better graphics
12:38:42 < miicah> mw1 is better than both
12:39:09 <@micko|w> is bo unlocked yet
12:39:30 < yoona> cod lol
12:39:33 < grantoss> yes
12:39:53 < grantoss> feels like a pathetic cash grab
12:40:22 < grantoss> never buying a COD again
12:41:10 < miicah> grantoss, its like a girl that cheated on you once (cod:waw) and you gave her another chance (mw2) and then you got herpes
R4N
[9:51pm] <Jeffy> it disturbs the tristan when you play with the tristan
dead_man
<deadman|w> for oohms
<deadman|w> http://www.catchoftheday.com.au/smallfish_...roducts_id=8208
<-- Cheb-__ has quit (Ping timeout)
<oohms> yaay
<oohms> i love miley cyrus on my ball
Lurks
[22:19:19] <Dan> I've just received a text from my girlfriend that reads:
[22:19:19] <Dan> "Hello birthday boy. When you get home from work, there'll be a hot bath waiting for you. When you've finished, come into the bedroom and I'll suck you dry wink.gif"
[22:19:19] <Dan> Fuck that, it'll take ages. I'll just use a towel.
priorax
22:39:03 < oohms> didn't realise how big it was until the photos of the chick holding it O_o
22:39:03 <+HrdwrBoB> jesus
priorax
15:23:18 <@Zardoz> so I left my blackberry in mun's car on wednesday only retrieved it now.
15:23:23 <@Zardoz> 16 missed calls! wow! I'm popular!
15:23:27 <@Zardoz> turns out they were all me trying to find my phone.
15:23:28 <@Zardoz> sigh.
dead_man
07:06 deadman religion is like a penis. its fine to have one, its fine to be proud of it, but please dont whip it out in public and start waving it around and PLEASE dont try to shove it down my childrens throats
07:08 jellikit are you saying only a parent can offer their children a penis?
07:09 jellikit or a child can choose to take any penis they wish, after being offered a few?
07:09 deadman ^^^
07:09 deadman aslong as it isnt in public
07:10 jellikit and i can make sure my children get their daily penis in class?
07:11 deadman schools shouldnt be teaching about penis anyway imo
07:11 deadman they should be secular
07:13 jellikit not if i choose to send my child to a penis school
07:13 jellikit also, penis should be taught... penis is an important part of the world, billions of people love penis
07:13 jellikit why should penis be left out of education?
07:14 deadman well then your choosing what penis your child gets and shoving it down there throat
07:14 deadman i dont like the government and church shoving penis down mine or my siblings throats
07:15 deadman let them teach how penis at been a huge part of our history
07:15 deadman but i dont want my kids learning about penis
07:15 deadman in a state run school
07:15 deadman http://img.moonbuggy.org/rodent-autofellatio/ - check out this religion!
07:16 jellikit but learning about penis is not learning to love penis
07:16 jellikit its learning to acknowledge its existence.
07:16 deadman but all these penises are teaching my kids to be imaginary characters
07:17 deadman about**
07:17 jellikit so you'd rather choose to ignore the existence of penis?
07:17 jellikit when it clearly exists and dominates the actions of the majority of the world's population
07:17 deadman no, i dont what them teaching my kids about penis, they should find out about that themselves
07:18 jellikit why not tell your kids they can't learn about other fundamental requirements - like gravity.
07:18 deadman coz thats science and proven
07:18 jellikit so how would you explain the crusades to them?
07:18 deadman where is people taht believe in penis seems to have a large dildo up there arse
07:18 jellikit how would you explain the way pakistan managers its law?
07:18 deadman the crusades: fighting over who has the better imaginary friend
07:18 jellikit how do you even explain sharia to your child, or do you choose to let them not know at all?
07:19 deadman pakistan, penis in the arse
07:19 jellikit you don't need to believe in order to be educated.
07:19 deadman hmm
07:19 jellikit but you need to have some sort of education about it.
07:19 deadman i dont even know of any public school that teaches about the sharia penis
07:19 jellikit its like completly removing, say, history from education
07:20 jellikit "i choose not to believe what happened before monday!"
07:20 deadman probley a good thing sometimes. hell if ppl didnt know about our past we wouldnt have all these terrywrists trying to blow up other penises
07:20 jellikit penis shaped the world we live in.
07:20 deadman and now its time we let penis go
07:20 jellikit not educating about penis doesn't make it go away
07:20 jellikit it makes it try harder and harder wink.gif
07:21 deadman haha
07:21 deadman i see what you did there
07:21 jellikit but honestly, that's my opinion on religion.
07:21 deadman understandable
07:21 jellikit i dont think you should force people to believe.
07:21 jellikit but i do think people should know about the varying beliefs around the world.
07:21 deadman i dont have an issue teaching them about the role it had in our past
07:21 jellikit they do have an impact on the way we live our lives, whether we believe or not.
07:21 deadman but we dont need to teach them the bible to do that either
07:22 deadman oh i agree
07:22 jellikit well, we dont need to teach them everything IN the bible
07:22 deadman penis has shaped a large part of human history
priorax
00:07:17 < StarShadow> heh, im hoping to be at swinburne this year too
00:08:20 < priordoug> what are you looking at StarShadow?
00:08:42 < StarShadow> graduate certificate of aviation (management)
00:11:21 <@Zardoz> what's that give you?
00:12:38 < StarShadow> A.. Graduate Certificate of Aviation. In Management.
MiniWalks
09:24 < Zardoz-Wrk> sigh
09:24 < Zardoz-Wrk> can't keep it up sad.gif
dead_man
16:28 Zardoz-Wrk well go fuck yourself then sando
16:28 Zardoz-Wrk also
16:28 Zardoz-Wrk you in for tonight?
16:28 Zardoz-Wrk it's going to be small but good.
16:28 deadman|W im sure he will be in once you have a few drinks
16:28 sando I'm always in
oohms
[16:00:35] @deadman | me and TofuAtWork want 10min alone in your car...
[16:00:39] @TofuAtWork | ...........
Lord Infamous
99% of this shit is dumb

[Team Edit: dumn changed to dumb by Jeffy]
Jeffy
dumb* but you really need to be part of #respawn on irc.oz.org to make sense of most of it.
Jeffy
19:44 < hawky> I want to get laid. sad.gif
priorax
14:23:30 < Jef[wrk]> burst pipe just flooded our IT Store room at carrum.
14:23:37 < Jef[wrk]> we're in the poo... quite literally
14:23:53 < tOrN> lol
14:24:07 < tOrN> thats pretty shit
14:24:13 < Jef[wrk]> ha
14:24:16 < Jef[wrk]> i see what you did there
14:27:24 < Zardoz> sounds like a crappy day
MiniWalks
21:23 <@MiniWalks> buh, wheres deadman_
21:23 < R4N_> getting fitted for a japanese schoolgirl costume
dead_man
what?
priorax
22:05:25 < Old_Camper> BOB
22:05:33 < Old_Camper> DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU DON'T HAVE AN IPHONE
22:05:37 < Old_Camper> YOU DON'T HAVE AN IPOD IN YOUR PHONE?
22:05:43 <@SirSquid> HOL
22:05:44 <@SirSquid> LY
22:05:45 <@SirSquid> SHIT
22:09:35 < Old_Camper> if i ever met anyone who said "haha, my phone has an ipod in it, does yours?"
22:09:42 < Old_Camper> i think i would fall over hysterically
22:09:58 < Old_Camper> and the fact that apple use it as their marketing tool for the iphone
22:10:06 < Old_Camper> tells me that there are probably heaps of people who would say that
22:10:13 <+HrdwrBoB> Old_Camper: HOLY SHIT


I know, not the best, but I feel that this thread is being neglected.
priorax
21:50:55 < zardoz_> Woot so much warmer in STD
21:50:55 < zardoz_> STD
21:50:55 < zardoz_> Goddamn autocorrect
21:50:55 < zardoz_> Hmmmm
21:50:55 < zardoz_> Sydney rather
21:50:57 < zardoz_> Autocorrect wants to change syd to STD...!!
dead_man
[09:44pm] [omnidoug] but fuck it, a hole's a hole
[09:44pm] [deadman] i just had possibly the worst or possibly the best idea ever!
[09:44pm] [deadman] but totally keeping my mouth shut!
Lurks
<Zardoz_> damnit I want some sausage now
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